Jokes(he he he)
Post #611
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nice way 2  improve a topic of a forum - good contribution @ smlcbm & following  my way tongue.gif
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Post #612
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I was watching one of youtube videos from "Mark Angel Comedy" .. i was laughing my ass off seeing one small girl pulling off jokes like professional.

Like there was a video topic on "FAT"

A fatty and another lady was talking. Suddenly the lady starts noticing her.

Lady: Hey, you know you become fat.
Fatty: I am not fat. Who says i am fat?
Lady: I am saying you have become fat.
Fatty: Check your eyes to doctor. I am not fat. These are my usual body.

and debate was going on and on.

Suddenly..... there fatty's niece was passing by. Fatty stopped her and asked:
"Nephew... tell me, am i become fat?"

Nephew got @#[email protected]%^$, she replied:
"No, Aunty, You not become fat, You are fat already"

AUNTY confused.gif

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Post #613
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Post #614
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Daddy Daddy .... we have a VIP room, but there is no CIP room. wink.gif
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Post #615
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Q: Why did the fish blush?
A: Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
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Post #616
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
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Post #617
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Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”

Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?”

Doctor: “Every two hours.”
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Post #618
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প্রেমিকাঃ তুমি কি আমায় ভালোবাস?
প্রেমিকঃ বিশ্বাস না হলে পরীক্ষা করো?
প্রেমিকাঃ ধরো তোমার সার্টের পকেটে মাত্র 500 টাকা আছে, আমি 500 টাকাই চাইলাম, তুমি দিতে পারবে?
জরুরি টাকাটায় প্রেমিকা চোখ পরেছে দেখে, বিব্রত প্রেমিক নিজেকে সামলে নিয়ে বললো, কেনো পারবো না, একশবার পারবো | তবে পরীক্ষা তারিখটা একটু পিছানো যায় না wink.gif
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Post #619
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rockybulrocky wrote:
Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!




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