Jokes(he he he)
Post #31
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05/11/2017 05:11:07
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A police officer stops a car.

Officer: “Your driver’s license please.”

Driver: “I’m really sorry, I forgot.”

Officer: “At home?”

Driver: “No, to do it


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Post #32
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05/11/2017 05:12:26
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Why is women’s soccer so rare?
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It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit


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Post #33
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05/11/2017 05:13:44
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Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “

Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”


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Post #34
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05/11/2017 05:15:38
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You are so kind, funny and beautiful.”

“Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.”

“And smart, too!”





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Post #35
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05/11/2017 05:18:20
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A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.


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Post #36
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05/11/2017 05:20:47
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Little Johnny asks his father:
"Where does the wind come from?"
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"I don't know."
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"Why do dogs bark?"
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"I don't know."
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"Why is the earth round?"
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"I don't know."
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"Does it disturb you that I ask so much?"
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"No son. Please ask. Otherwise you will never learn anything


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Post #37
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05/11/2017 05:22:08
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Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of luck, they find a magic genie lamp.

The genie grants each of them one wish.

The first guy wishes to be back home. Wish granted.

The second guy wishes the same. Wish granted.

The third guy says, "It feels very lonely here now, I wish my friends were with me…” Wish granted


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Post #38
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05/11/2017 05:26:26
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Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody tells a lie.



The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, “So, you were at school today, right?”

Son: “Yeah.”

Detector: “Beep.“

Son: “OK, OK, I was in a cinema.”

Detector: “Beep.”

Son: “Alright, I went for a beer with my friends.”

Father: “What?! At your age, I wouldn’t touch alcohol!“

Detector: “Beep.”

Mother laughs: “Ha ha ha, well, he really is your son!”

Detector: “Beep.


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Post #39
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05/11/2017 05:27:57
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What is dangerous?
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Sneezing while having diarrhea!wink.gif


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Post #40
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05/11/2017 05:30:38
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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

The love of your life.

Liar! Chocolate can’t speak!


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