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Post #21
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05/11/2017 04:43:07
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One day a software engineer drowned at the sea. There are many people on the beach and they heard him crying out. But no one understood what he was trying to say. Can you guess what he was trying to say? “F1, F1”!


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Post #22
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05/11/2017 04:44:05
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Customer called to Tech support: “my computer is not connecting to Internet”
Tech support: “Ok, which operating system are you using?”
Customer: “Internet explorer”!
Tech support: “No, you just right click on “my computer” and click on the properties menu”
Customer: “what are you saying, this is not your computer, it is my computer”!


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Post #23
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05/11/2017 04:46:11
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What is owned by you but mostly used by others?
Your name!

Last edited by rockybulrocky at 05/11/2017 04:46:41


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Post #24
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05/11/2017 04:52:37
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My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”
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“Oh is she an alcoholic?”
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“No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers


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Post #25
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05/11/2017 04:54:24
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A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!”

Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part


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Post #26
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05/11/2017 05:01:10
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Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery.

The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!

The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!

Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.


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Post #27
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05/11/2017 05:02:52
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A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”
 
  The husband: “Are you mad? I barely know that woman.


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Post #28
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05/11/2017 05:05:18
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atient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.
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Doctor: Don't worry. Mine to


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Post #29
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05/11/2017 05:07:16
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Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye.
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Doctor: I suggest you remove the s*censored* before drinking.


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Post #30
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05/11/2017 05:09:45
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A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face


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