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Post #321
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13/11/2017 15:12:24
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Uncle and Aunty Quarrelling.

Uncle: Do not tell me how to lead my life. I do not need you. go Away.
Aunty: How come you say so? When everyone left you i was there for you.
               When you was helpless? i was there for you.
               When you had no roof on your head? I was there for you.

Suddenly, his nephew got into action with his aunty.

Nephew: You know uncle, this aunty is right.
                      When you had an accident, she was there for you.
Aunty: Yeah.
Nephew: When you got your facebook account closed and you wanted to kill yourself, she was there for you.
Aunty: God Bless You.
Nephew: Ameen. You know what uncle? This Aunty is BAD LUCK FOR YOU!

Uncle and Aunty: confused.gif
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Post #322
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15/11/2017 14:42:38
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waiting for the point :/ though at 1st I posted bangali sad.gif
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Post #323
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16/11/2017 15:47:42
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pera wrote:
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.



Poor friend.... he did not know that besides onion, other things sure will make him cry. Coconut! Ouch!

and by the way.... i think they will transfer your points at their own time. May be they have mentioned in their post the time of transfer. But i am not sure.
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Post #324
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05/01/2018 13:05:38
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school kids

Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

wink.gifgrin.giftongue.gif
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Post #325
Colize1932|
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19/04/2018 07:30:43
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nice jokes


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