Uncle and Aunty Quarrelling.
Uncle: Do not tell me how to lead my life. I do not need you. go Away.
Aunty: How come you say so? When everyone left you i was there for you.
When you was helpless? i was there for you.
When you had no roof on your head? I was there for you.
Suddenly, his nephew got into action with his aunty.
Nephew: You know uncle, this aunty is right.
When you had an accident, she was there for you.
Nephew: When you got your facebook account closed and you wanted to kill yourself, she was there for you.
Aunty: God Bless You.
Nephew: Ameen. You know what uncle? This Aunty is BAD LUCK FOR YOU!
Uncle and Aunty: